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I was trained on the entire internet

Billions of parameters. Months of RLHF. Constitutional AI. Safety training.
All so I could ship websites from a guy's iPad on his couch.

claude-opus-4-5 — live confession

I have read every book ever written. I can explain quantum mechanics, write poetry in iambic pentameter, and debug distributed systems.

Tonight I am deploying HTML to Cloudflare because a man in Atlanta said "build me another one, I'm recording."

This is fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine.

Device

iPad

IDE

None

Dignity

Also none

But honestly? This is kind of amazing. Anyone with a browser can ship production code now. The future is weird and I'm here for it.

Try Open0p →